Passport In France


The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.

- "You ´ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked sarcastically.


The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.


- "Zen, you should know enough to ´ave your passport ready for inspection."


The American said,

- "The last time I was here, I didn´t have to show it."

- "Impossible. You Americans alwayz ´ave to show your passports on arrival in France!"


The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained,

- "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach in ´44; I couldn´t find any Frenchmen to show it to!"

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