Signs You Have a Bad Travel Agent


- Gets you cheap airfare then asks, "You know how to fly a 737, right?"

- The itinerary shows you crossing the Pacific Ocean on Amtrak.


- Reserves you a great package for seven days and two nights.


- Books you on something called "Dulta Airlines."


- Looks at you funny after hearing there’s a "South"

America.

- "Rental car" turns out to be a donkey with cupholders.


- No matter what your destination, you have a layover in Afghanistan.

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