Television


MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's. - Doug Ferrari

Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks. - Eric Sevareid


TV is chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright (1869 - 1959)


Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work. - Gallagher


If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.  - Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)


I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids. - Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Death, 1997


If there's anything unsettling to the stomach, it's watching actors on television talk about their personal lives. - Marlon Brando (1924 - 2004)

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