Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different? Part I

-- Favorite Food

Dogs: kibbles

Computers: bits

-- Method used to end undesirable behavior

Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper

Computers: hit control-alt-delete

-- After destruction of personal property

Dogs: dog not found

Computers: file not found

-- Favorite trick

Dogs: roll over

Computers: play dead

-- Comic-page hero

Dogs: Dogbert

Computers: Dilbert

-- Fun way to mess with their heads

Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth

Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive

-- Consequence of virus

Dogs: replace valuable carpeting

Computers: replace valuable data

-- Widely ignored government mandate

Dogs: leash law

Computers: Communications Decency Act