Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different? Part II

-- Waste disposal tool

Dogs: pooper-scooper

Computers: uninstaller

-- Sensitive internal procedures

Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional

Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one kind of like this once

-- Method of marking territory

Dogs: lifting leg

Computers: "Designed for Windows XP"

-- Unique behavior

Dogs: lick and drag

Computers: click-and-drag

-- Inexplicable physical feature

Dogs: declaw

Computers: scroll lock key

-- Estimated lifespan

Dogs: 12 years

Computers: 12 months

-- At end of useful life

Dogs: euthanasia

Computers: tax deduction