I am Dead!?
An elderly couple were both lying in bed one morning, having just awoken from a good nights sleep.
He takes her hand and she responds, "Don´t touch me".
"Why not," he asks.
She answers back, "Because I´m dead."
Her husband says, "What are you talking about? We´re both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."
The wife says, "No, I´m definitely dead."
Her husband insists, "You´re not dead. What in hell makes you think you´re dead?"
His wife answers, "I know I´m dead, damn it, because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."
He takes her hand and she responds, "Don´t touch me".
"Why not," he asks.
She answers back, "Because I´m dead."
Her husband says, "What are you talking about? We´re both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."
The wife says, "No, I´m definitely dead."
Her husband insists, "You´re not dead. What in hell makes you think you´re dead?"
His wife answers, "I know I´m dead, damn it, because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."
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