Life's Crazy Rules


* Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money. Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.

* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.


* Law of the Search: The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it. Corollary: It will not be in the last place you expect to find it.


* Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.


* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.


* Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.


* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.


* Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references

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