Business
"When you need to knock on wood is when you realize the world's composed of aluminum and vinyl." [Flugg]
"If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then add one more as an afterthought, he'll forget two of the first five." [Wives]
"Keep up with the Grabowskis . . . you'll never make enough to keep up with the Joneses." [Advice on Status]
"Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work."
"The dirt is also on the other side." [Frisk Principle of Window Cleaning]
"When all else fails, why not read the instructions?"
"We should refrain from making very harsh judgments of people just because they happen to be dirty, no-good s.o.b.s."
"If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then add one more as an afterthought, he'll forget two of the first five." [Wives]
"Keep up with the Grabowskis . . . you'll never make enough to keep up with the Joneses." [Advice on Status]
"Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss putting in an honest day's work."
"The dirt is also on the other side." [Frisk Principle of Window Cleaning]
"When all else fails, why not read the instructions?"
"We should refrain from making very harsh judgments of people just because they happen to be dirty, no-good s.o.b.s."
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