Goofiness


Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

In China, when you're one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you. - Bill Gates


Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you're finished. - Leslie Nielsen


Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence. - Eddie Cantor


Gray hair is God's graffiti. - Bill Cosby


We must take change by the hand or rest assuredly, change will take us by the throat. - Winston Churchill


Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. - Lily Tomlin


You can always count on the United States to do the right thing, once it has exhausted the alternatives. - Winston Churchill


If at first you don't succeed, remove all evidence you have ever tried. - Ricky Gervais


There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. - Peter Drucker

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