Insults with Class


"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." -- Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" -- Mark Twain


"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." -- Mae West


"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar Wilde


"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." -- Andrew Lang (1844-1912)


"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." -- Billy Wilder


"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." -- Winston Churchill

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