Knowing Your Terms


TRAFFIC LIGHT -- apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.

DIVORCE -- postgraduate in School of Love.


PIONEER -- early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.


PEOPLE -- some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.


SWIMMING POOL -- a mob of people with water in it.


SELF-CONTROL -- the ability to eat only one peanut.


SALESMAN -- man with ability to convince wife she'd look fat in mink.


CANNIBAL -- person who likes to see other people stewed.


EGOCENTRIC -- a person who believes he is everything you know you are.

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