Sneak's Slip 'N Slang - Swordfight

Swordfight: Phallic reference used to describe an ironic occurrence or situation in which a large crowd of frat boys, or other amorous male zeroes, inadvertently chases away all appealing females from a bar or social venue. The witless participants in a swordfight are known as swordsmen or swashbucklers.

Example: Upon entering an establishment, Good Lord! A swordfight. Next place. OR Swashbucklers! Arrrgh...man the lifeboats!