Terms to Know


FOREIGN FILM -- any movie shown in Texas theater that isn't a western.

OPTIMIST -- girl who regards a bulge as a curve.


MAGAZINE -- bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.


COLLEGE -- The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone.


EMERGENCY NUMBERS -- Police station, fire department and places that deliver.


OPERA -- When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.


BUFFET -- A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself."


BABY-SITTER -- A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers.


TATTOO -- Permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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