If Bill Gates was a Redneck

Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders

The Recycle Bin in Winders'95 would be an outhouse

Winders'95 logo would incorporate the Confederate Flag

PowerPoint would be named ParPawnt

Microsoft's programming tools would be Vishul Basic and Vishul C++

New Shutdown wav: Y'all come back now, Yah hear?

Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz"

Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle

Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a heftybag

Dialog boxes would give you the choice of Ahh-ight or Naaaaa

Instead of ta-da the opening sound would be dueling banjos

Whenever you pulled up the sound player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling Feebird!

Instead of Start Me Up the Winders'95 theme song would be Achy-Braky Heart

Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am

Microsoft Office replaced with Micrasawft Henhouse

Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver

Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire...

Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator

Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates

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