Food
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Give him a religion,
and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish. - Timothy Jones
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead. - Woody Allen
There are five elements: earth, air, fire, water and garlic. - Louis Diat
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor
A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing. - Samuel Johnson
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who love chocolate, and communists. - Leslie Moak Murray in "Murray's Law"
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead. - Woody Allen
There are five elements: earth, air, fire, water and garlic. - Louis Diat
Sex is good, but not as good as fresh sweet corn. - Garrison Keillor
A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out, as good for nothing. - Samuel Johnson
There are two kinds of people in the world. Those who love chocolate, and communists. - Leslie Moak Murray in "Murray's Law"
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