Friday Funny
Two boys are
playing with a rugby ball on the street outside Eden Park in Auckland ,
when one is attacked by a vicious rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the
other boy grabbed a stick and wedged it under the dog's collar and
twisting it he luckily broke the dog's neck and stopped the attack.
A reporter strolling by sees the incident and rushes to interview the boy.
"Young Warrior Fan Saves Friend," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Warriors fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we’re in Auckland , I assumed you were," and starts again.
"All Black Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack,...." he writes.
"I'm not an All Black fan either!" the boy said.
"I
thought everyone in Auckland was either a Warriors or All Blacks fan. .
. . . so what team DO you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Roosters and Wallaby fan!", the child beamed.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,
"Little Bastard from Australia Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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