Headlines That Write Themselves

The story: Percy Foster, who is a Gordon Ramsay 3-foot-6-inch lookalike who played in adult movies (you may have seen him in Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go), was found dead in a badger's den in the UK. He's body was partially eaten.

Radar

and it begins.....
Badger!! Badger!! Badger!! Badger!! Mushroom!! Mushroom!!