I'm Going to be Late Because...
- I can't come in to work today because I'll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK?
- I have a rare case of 48-hour projectile leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet...
- I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at the Food Giant.
- If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.
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Yes, I seem to have contracted some attention-deficit disorder and,
hey, how about them Skins, huh? So, I won't be able to, yes, could I
help you? No, no, I'll be sticking with Sprint, but thank you for
calling.
- I just found out that I was switched at birth. Legally,
I shouldn't come to work knowing my employee records may now contain
false information.
- The psychiatrist said it was an excellent
session. He even gave me this jaw restraint so I won't bite things when I
am startled.
- I can't come to work today because the EPA has
determined that my house is completely surrounded by wetlands and I have
to arrange for helicopter transportation.
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