Jeff Dunham
Jeff: How do you not
know who his mother is?
Achmed: I had 46 wives, you idiot. They all dressed the same and their faces were covered.
Jeff: How'd you tell them apart?
Achmed: The numbers on their backs.
Jeff: That's terrible.
Achmed: I know. Mother's Day is a bitch and so were most of the mothers.
Walter: I married a petite, young beautiful thing. She was eventually eaten by the woman I live with now.
Jeff Dunham: I like Aquaman. He can breathe underwater and talk to fish.
Melvin: Yeah, great. He has all the same powers as Spongebob.
Jeff Dunham: How about the Hulk?
Melvin: Why do you like the Hulk?
Jeff Dunham: Well, the angrier he gets, the stronger he gets.
Melvin: Yeah, like every white-trash guy on Cops.
Walter: My wife and I heard that coffee is good for your sex life. Jeff Dunham: Oh, and is it? Walter: No. It kept me awake for the whole damn thing. I actually had to participate!
Achmed: I had 46 wives, you idiot. They all dressed the same and their faces were covered.
Jeff: How'd you tell them apart?
Achmed: The numbers on their backs.
Jeff: That's terrible.
Achmed: I know. Mother's Day is a bitch and so were most of the mothers.
Walter: I married a petite, young beautiful thing. She was eventually eaten by the woman I live with now.
Jeff Dunham: I like Aquaman. He can breathe underwater and talk to fish.
Melvin: Yeah, great. He has all the same powers as Spongebob.
Jeff Dunham: How about the Hulk?
Melvin: Why do you like the Hulk?
Jeff Dunham: Well, the angrier he gets, the stronger he gets.
Melvin: Yeah, like every white-trash guy on Cops.
Walter: My wife and I heard that coffee is good for your sex life. Jeff Dunham: Oh, and is it? Walter: No. It kept me awake for the whole damn thing. I actually had to participate!
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