Politically Incorrect?

I walked past an Abo sitting on the ground this arvo, & he said, "Any change mate"? I said no, you're still black.
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I've just been banned from a Muslim clothes shop.
I only asked for a bomber jacket.
Touchy bast%rds.
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I'm going to KFC for the Julia Gillard Meal deal tonight.
2 small breasts, 2 very large thighs and a HUGE arse, all wrapped up in a big red b%x.
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I got sacked last night from the Salvation Army Soup Kitchen.
All I said was, "will you bast%rds hurry up, some of us have a home to go to".
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I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night. He hypnotized 7 blokes then dropped the mike on his foot & said "F%%k me".
What happened next will haunt me forever.

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