Ponderables


- If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

- If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?


- If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?


- If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?


- You know how most packages say "Open here." What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?


- Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?


- Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?


- Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?


- Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?


- You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

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