You Know its Time to Diet When....

- You dance and it makes the band skip.

- You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.


- You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.


- You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.


- Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."


- You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.


- You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.


- You could sell shade.


- Your blood type is Ragu.


- You need an appointment to attend an 'open house'. 

 

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