Friday Funny

Our neighbor’s Brazilian maid asked for a pay increase. 
 The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. 
She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' 
Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.' The first is that I iron better than you.' 
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' 
Maria: 'Your husband said so.' 
Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' 
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' 
Maria: 'Your husband did.' 
Wife: 'Oh.' 
Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..' 
Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?' 
Maria: 'No Señora...the gardener did.' 
Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

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