Male Perspectives on Marriage


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman


"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran


"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Anonymous

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