The Preacher

 
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine  in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the  whiskey in the  world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.

The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with   a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365:
"Shall We Gather at the River."

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