Radar to Pilot

Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."

Pilot: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 feet, how much noise can
  we make up here?"

Radar: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 727 makes when it
  hits a 747?"

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