Slang of the Day - Hagiophagia

Hagiophagia: An unnatural, excessive desire to eat a saint.

Example: Even from the far end of the long dinner table in that parallel astral realm, the beautiful St. Cindi could feel the hagiophagia rising up inside the Big Super Deity, and she was very tense. Don't worry, He or She chuckled, noting it but not stopping the spinning whetstone which sang against knife and fork. It's only a metaphor.