Karen was telling me that her to-be-ex, a police officer, asked the judge to please remind her to re-register a gun he'd given her in her name.  
"You see, your honor, to buy it, I had to register it in my name."  
The judge said, "Why's this so important?" 
"Because, Your Honor, I don't want to be shot with 'my own gun'."  
The judge had to hold a piece of paper in front of his
face to hide his laughter.

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