Mooooooon River
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years.
One day
Larry said to Joe, "You know man its been a long time since we had some
sex so you oughta let me fuck you."
Joe replied. "Are you crazy?!!"
Larry
went on to say, "I promise you that it won't hurt and we'll flip a coin
and see who fucks, who first.
So, Joe thought about it for a minute and
finally agreed.
They flipped a coin and Larry won.
Still having strong
reservation Joe asked, "How will you tell if it hurts or not?"
Larry told
Joe, "If it hurts you start making animal noises, and I'll stop. But if it
feels good start singing."
Larry started the insertion and Joe screamed,
Moooooooo. Moooooo. Mooooon River......
0 comments:
Post a Comment