The Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.

She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya
  from the Republic of  Uzbekistan visiting my daughter in Columbia."

The cop put away his summons book and pen, and said,
  "Well... OK... but don't let me catch you  speeding again."

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