Spooge's Spit Up - Travelling

Travelling together on a train through the Swiss Alps were a South African guy, an Australian guy, a young blonde lady and a little old lady.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there's the sound of a loud slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
No one speaks.

The old lady thinks: the Australian must have groped the blonde in the dark and she slapped him.

The blonde thinks: the Australian must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady. She slapped him.

The Australian thinks: the South African must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The South African thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack that Aussie again.