Spooge's Spit Up - South Auckland

Q. Two South Auckland girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?
A. Society.

Q. What does a South Auckland girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old South Auckland girl?
A. Granny.

Q. Why did the South Auckland girl cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call a South Auckland girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. What's the first question during a South Auckland quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two South Auckland kids in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.

Q. What's the difference between a South Auckland boy and a South Auckland girl?
A. A South Auckland girl has a higher sperm count.