ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON

"Do not iron clothes on body."

ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE

"Do not drive car or operate machinery."

ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID)

"Warning: may cause drowsiness."

ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE

"Warning keep out of children."

ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

"For indoor or outdoor use only."

ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR

"Not to be used for the other use."

ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS

"Warning: contains nuts."

ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS

"Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts."

ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW

"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

ON A PACKET OF SUNMAID RAISINS

"Why not try tossing over your favourite breakfast cereal?"