Spooge's Spit Up - Quotes on Cosmetic Surgery
A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.
Joan Rivers
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
Rita Rudner
I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
Rita Rudner
If anybody says their facelift doesn't hurt, they're lying. It was like I'd spent the night with an axe murderer.
I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
Rita Rudner
If anybody says their facelift doesn't hurt, they're lying. It was like I'd spent the night with an axe murderer.
Sharon Osbourne
The thing you notice here after America is how refreshingly ordinary people look because they haven't had their chin wrapped around the back of their ears.
The thing you notice here after America is how refreshingly ordinary people look because they haven't had their chin wrapped around the back of their ears.
Sir Ian McKellen
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.
Dolly Parton
They showed this one beautiful picture of me recently and they had all the things that I had done. I thought it was a great compliment for everybody to think I've had plastic surgery.
They showed this one beautiful picture of me recently and they had all the things that I had done. I thought it was a great compliment for everybody to think I've had plastic surgery.
Cybill Shepherd - 55-year-old actress denying she had plastic surgery and flattered because people thought she had.
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