Spooge's Spit Up - Quotes of the Day
"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office."
Covert Bailey
"If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people."
Jim Eason
"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car."
Carrie Snow
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind."
Ziggy (Tom Wilson)
"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine."
Rita Rudner
"Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry."
John Lennon (1940 - 1980)
"The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other."
Ronald Reagan
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