Spooge's Spit Up - Actual Statements Made at Job Interviews


"Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct."

"I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker."


"I never get hungry."


"I know who is responsible for most of my troubles."


"If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival."


"I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me."


"My legs are really hairy."


"I think I'm going to throw-up."


"At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or shocking."


"I feel uneasy indoors."


"Sometimes I feel like smashing things."


"Women should not be allowed to drink in cocktail bars."

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