Spooge's Spit Up - Top 5 Useless Inventions

5. This is almost brilliant. The self saluting hat. Walking along, you see a nice lady and *BAM* you tip your hat without having to move your hands. Therein lies the problem one suspects. Your hat moves up and down, (presumably making a fair old racket) leaving you looking like a pervy Inspector Gadget with his hands in his pocket.

To see the other top 5 most useless inventions, go to the Brandish Website
and if you can think of any other useless inventions, let them know, I am sure there is a top 20 out there somewhere