Christmas
"Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want-and their kids pay for it."
Rixhard Lamm
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays."
Henny Youngman
"Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Football Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."
Erma Bombeck
Rixhard Lamm
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up -- they have no holidays."
Henny Youngman
"Christmas and Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Football Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence."
Erma Bombeck
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