The Top 15 Forgotten Olde Tyme Christmas Carols


15 Pestilence Is Comin' to Town

14 Do You Smell What I Smell?

13 Blood Let Ye Merry Gentlemen

12 Giveth Thy Caroling Neighbors Money, or We'll Tell the Towne of Thy Predilection for Farme Animals

11 Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire

10 Daddy Lost His Fingers A-Makin' the Christmas Sausage

9 All I Want for Christmas is my Grog and Mead

8 Espied Have I Father Christmas and My Mother Dear Under the Candled Tree Embracing Nakedly

7 Joy to the World, Flat Disk That It Is

6 Best Friggin' Leave Some Friggin' Cookies for Santa This Friggin' Year, Ye Friggin' Ingrates

5 We Three Moyles of Orient Are

4 The Cloven Hoofe of a Reindeer Hath Laid My Mother's Mother to her Rest

3 Wake Up, Ye Merry Gentlemen -- My Husband Hath Arriveth Home Early!

2 Oh, Who Shall Cut the Christmas Cheese?

..and the Number 1 Forgotten Olde Tyme Christmas Carol...

1 Mistletoe, Schmistletoe: If I Feel Thy Tongue, Thy Head Will Roll

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