Natures Toothbrush
Did You Know....? - Inventive Minds
When Joseph Gayetty invented toilet paper in 1857, he had his name printed on each sheet.
Slang of the Day - Whovian
Whovian: Doctor Who Fan
Example: Phil K: "Hey check out this new new hoodie I got - Bowties are Cool". Mike M: "You are such a Whovian Phil"
Urban Beehive - WANT!!!
Philips thinks you shouldn’t let little things like “not having a
yard” and “not knowing anything about beekeeping” stop you from keeping
bees. Their futuristic “Urban Beehive” concept looks like it would be right at home in any modern apartment.
The Urban Beehive is meant to be mounted on both sides of a window.
On the outside, it has a curved white stand for a pollen-filled
flowerpot. On the inside, it’s a glass-backed, honeycomb-filled chamber
where bees can lay larvae and make honey.
The glass back is designed for humans to see through, of course, but
it also blocks everything but orange light, to keep things comfortable
for the bees. There’s also a cord you can pull to release smoke inside
the hive if you want to make an attempt at collecting honey.
Now all it needs is a burglar alarm that releases the bees when an intruder enters your apartment.
Friday Man Babe - Matt Cohen
Matt Cohen grew up in South Florida where he played football and track
in high school. After high school he
studied business at Florida State, where he also took some theater
classes. He then decided that he wanted to become an actor, so he moved
out to LA and started to pursue his dream. 10 months after moving out to
LA he went and booked a lead role as the sensitive jock, Aiden Dennison
on South of Nowhere. Since then he has guest stared on various shows
such as The OC, Medium, and Supernatural. He has also been in a few
movies including one of the lead roles in Boogeyman 2.
Proctological Exam
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally
swallowed his glass eye.
He was worried for a while, but there were no
ill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions,
undressed, and bent over.
The first thing the proctologist saw when he
looked up the man's arse was that eye staring right back at him.
"You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."
Speeding
A man was speeding down the highway, feeling secure in a
gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed.
However, as
they passed a speed trap, he got nailed with an infrared speed
detector and was pulled over.
The officer handed him the citation, received his signature and
was about to walk away when the man asked,
"Officer, I know I
was speeding, but I don't think it's fair - there were plenty of
other cars around me who were going just as fast, so why did
*I* get the ticket?"
"Ever go fishing?" the policeman suddenly asked the man.
"Ummm, yeah..." the startled man replied.
The officer grinned and added, "Ever catch *all* the fish?"
Mooooooon River
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years.
One day
Larry said to Joe, "You know man its been a long time since we had some
sex so you oughta let me fuck you."
Joe replied. "Are you crazy?!!"
Larry
went on to say, "I promise you that it won't hurt and we'll flip a coin
and see who fucks, who first.
So, Joe thought about it for a minute and
finally agreed.
They flipped a coin and Larry won.
Still having strong
reservation Joe asked, "How will you tell if it hurts or not?"
Larry told
Joe, "If it hurts you start making animal noises, and I'll stop. But if it
feels good start singing."
Larry started the insertion and Joe screamed,
Moooooooo. Moooooo. Mooooon River......
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