Spooge's Spit Up - The Importance of Sentence Structure


The Importance of Sentence Structure


The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. A difficult choice because they were both super workers.

Unable to reach a logical decision, he
decided to fire whichever one used the water cooler first the next morning.

So the next morning found the boss hovering around the watercooler…

Debra appeared, nursing a monstrous hangover. She very carefully crept over to the cooler with an aspirin bottle in one hand.

The boss said, 'Debra, I've never done this before but I feel I've got to lay you or Jack off.'

'Better go jack off.' she suggested. 'I feel like shit.'

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