Celebrities on Celebrities

I'm the Connie Francis of rock 'n' roll.
Elton John

I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults.
David Lee Roth

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
Ted Turner

I never know how much of what I say is true.
Bette Midler

I have nothing intelligent to say.
Meg Tilly, when approached by a TV reporter asking questions on her way into the 1997 Oscar ceremonies.

I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.
Keanu Reeves