Dogs

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Will Rogers

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
Ben Williams

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
Josh Billings

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
Franklin P. Jones