From England With Love?
Jon Snow : "In a sense, Xiaoping's death was inevitable, wasn't it?" Expert : "Er, yes."
(Channel 4 News)
"If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a goal."
(Jimmy Hill -- BBC)
"Beethoven, Kurtag, Charles Ives, Debussey -- four very different names."
(Presenter, BBC Proms, Radio 3)
"Cystitis is a living death, it really is. Nobody ever talks about it, but if I was faced with a choice between having my arms removed and getting cystitis, I'd wave goodbye to my arms quite happily."
(Louise Wener (of Sleeper) in Q Magazine)
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
(Metro Radio Sports Commentary)
Listener : "My most embarrassing moment was when my artificial leg fell off at the altar on my wedding day." Simon Fanshawe : "How awful! Do you still have an artificial leg?"
(Talk Radio)
Interviewer : "So did you see which train crashed into which train first?" 15-year-old : "No, they both ran into each other at the same time."
(BBC Radio 4)
(Channel 4 News)
"If England are going to win this match, they're going to have to score a goal."
(Jimmy Hill -- BBC)
"Beethoven, Kurtag, Charles Ives, Debussey -- four very different names."
(Presenter, BBC Proms, Radio 3)
"Cystitis is a living death, it really is. Nobody ever talks about it, but if I was faced with a choice between having my arms removed and getting cystitis, I'd wave goodbye to my arms quite happily."
(Louise Wener (of Sleeper) in Q Magazine)
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
(Metro Radio Sports Commentary)
Listener : "My most embarrassing moment was when my artificial leg fell off at the altar on my wedding day." Simon Fanshawe : "How awful! Do you still have an artificial leg?"
(Talk Radio)
Interviewer : "So did you see which train crashed into which train first?" 15-year-old : "No, they both ran into each other at the same time."
(BBC Radio 4)
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