Strange...
"A lot of people would rather tour sewers than visit their cousins."
Jane Howard
"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."
Victor Borge
"In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'"
Tom Lehrer
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."
Mark Twain
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
Mark Russell
"Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female."
Desmond Morris
"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
Paul Ehrlich
Jane Howard
"Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year."
Victor Borge
"In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'"
Tom Lehrer
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."
Mark Twain
"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
Mark Russell
"Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female."
Desmond Morris
"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer."
Paul Ehrlich
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