Definitions of a Cat


1. A lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.

2. A four footed allergen.


3. A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.


4. A treat-seeking missile.


5. A wildlife control expert impersonator.


6. A hair relocation expert.


7. An un-programmable animal.

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