Puns 2
* Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
* It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
* Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
* When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, "this one is on me."
* Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U C L A.
* It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
* Those who throw dirt are sure to lose ground.
* When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, "this one is on me."
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