Confession


An  elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of  Rimini  , Italy  , went to the local  church for confession.  

When  the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the  man said:

"Father,  during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from  our neighbourhood knocked  urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from  the
Nazis.   So I hid her in my  attic."

The priest  replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you  have no need to  confess  that."

"There is  more to tell, Father.  She started to repay me with  sexual favours.  This happened  several times a week, and sometimes twice  on Sundays."

The priest  said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you  did, you placed the  two of you in great danger, but two people under  those circumstances can easily  succumb to the weakness of the flesh.  However,  if you are  truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed  forgiven."

"Thank you,  Father.  That's a great load off my mind.  I  do have one more question."

"And what is  that?" asked the  priest.

"Should I  tell her the war is  over?''

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