A Real Man


A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never stand her up and
never let her down.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad
day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do; to live
without fear and forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her
most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels as though she's the most beautiful
woman in the room and will enable her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.

No wait...

sorry...

that's not a man.

That's wine.

My mistake -
never mind. ....

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