Sneak's Slip 'N Slang - ABS


Origin: Geek Speak 

Definition:  Asshole Behavior Scale. Logarithmic scale from 1 to 10 used to measure how much of an asshole someone is being. Similar to the Richter scale for earthquakes with each whole number representing an intensity 10 times greater than the next lower number.

Example: Chris's extremely cranky again today. Had to be at least a 6.2 on the ABS.

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